Sex

I want to show a little more of my entertaining side. I'm not all depressing shit you know! That's just me wiping it off my shoulders. So i thought i'd cover a topic a little more happy. Sex is a loaded topic. i have a lot to say about it, but i'll just cut right to things i love and hate that are sexual. By that, i mean i'm just going to list things that are sexual that are frequent topics between me and my friends.

#1 Masturbation
Of course this had t0 be included. This is mostly because i have a male best friend, he's awesome and we talk about it all the time (no homo) just because it's a common ground. We're at a point where we can have a conversation like... one of our family members died. And the other while comforting will say our code for, "I have to snap one off" and the other goes, "Alright man, i'll be here." and we continue like nothing happened afterwards. True friendship.

#2 Threesomes
Another loaded gun. Honestly, im kinda against these. Hold on, don't attack me! No i WOULD do it. but only if 2 random girls came to me with that. I can't have a threesome with someone i know, and i like. Maybe an acquaintance. but never someone i love, or am friends with. That'd just be awkward, or your asking me to watch the girl i love cheat on me in front of me. i don't care if its another girl! If she's bi, she could be uninterested in me. That'd suck, also... pleasing 1 girl is enough trouble...

#3 Oral
Now this causes a lot of debate between me and my friends. There are a lot of selfish guys out there! My best friend in the whole world says he hates eating out, also, that when he gets blown, he will not kiss the girl until after she uses mouthwash. Now comon... that's just being a prude. I don't see whats disgusting about either. My best advice? Get over yourself.

Now this is probably an incomplete list. i'll add to it if i think of anything else, but for now i just want to get off this topic and maybe get into something i can talk passionately about. Maybe my next post will be about movies, music or whatever. i have a lot to say and this wide open area to say it. May as well. till next time.